Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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