I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
40s are totally the cure
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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