As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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