Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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