nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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