Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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