I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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