where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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