Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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