Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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