you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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