Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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