I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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