he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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