Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Text me some of your sweat
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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