i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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