We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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