Pappa wants mamma naked
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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