Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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