For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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