Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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