I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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