We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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