so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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