We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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