are you still at the devil's house?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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