he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Too much gin, very little bucket
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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