I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
one two three fourrrrnication!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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