adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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