I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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