school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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