hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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