There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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