i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I didn't shave. On purpose
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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