when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Where is the hickey?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
