hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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