I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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