I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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