Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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