Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
