how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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