christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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