apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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