Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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