This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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