absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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