Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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