Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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