4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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