belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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