He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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