did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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