I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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