the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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