singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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