I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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