How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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