i wish my penis had a tongue
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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