do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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