Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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